To Ensure That Your Stag Party Debauchery Doesn't Make It On To The National Evening News! Just The Saltcoats Local News!
To Enjoy A Pint That Isn't One Part Beer, Four Parts Water!
To Stop The Bride To Be Phoning The Stag Every 5 Minutes To Check Up On Him...No Reception In Saltcoats. At Least That's What You Can Tell The Bride!
To Enjoy Awesome Stag Party Activities In The Countryside Such As Clay Pigeon Shooting, Off Road Karting And Rally Driving!
To Make Sure You Leave With The Same Number You Arrived With...Saltcoats Is Small Enough Not To Lose Any Of Your Stag Group When You Fall Into The Grips Of Drunkeness!